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{"slip": { "id": 58, "advice": "Don't give a speech. Put on a show."}}
{"slip": { "id": 29, "advice": "As you get older, learn never to trust a fart."}}
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Cage Script is the debut album by American DJ and producer K?d, released on December 9, 2022.
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